The Strangest Place I Had Sex Is…….

Ahem.
I promise to tell you that in just a bit.

On our weekly “The Hump Day” radio show today, the subject of having sex in strange places came up. I had shared with our listeners a rather interesting World Survey done by Durex condoms on sex and sexual habits. The number one place other than a bedroom to have sex is a car (surprise, surprise. That ALMOST happened to me once, but my seat belt buckle snapped into my partner’s crotch area, and that was the end of that.) The number two place: toilets. Yes, that’s right. Somehow that doesn’t sound very appealing or sexy to me, as I associate ‘toilet’ with public restrooms, and perhaps the rest of the world may mean a home bathroom, or the out house to Third Worlds’.

My radio co-hosts then proceeded to share their varied strange place experiences, and my formerly virgin ears perked. One had lost their virginity in her parents bed (I’m Catholic, and I’m positive that is a mortal sin). We then had several callers who told us about a tomb rendezvous in a cemetery, on a plane (and not in the toilet, either!), at their work place, in a clothing store dressing room, along with the usual near disaster car and driving stories. I have to admit the one that had me howling out loud though, was the woman who went with her husband to shop for a shed at their local Home Depot. Yep, yep…you guessed it. They closed the door, leaned up against it, and had a quickie. From now on, I’m not hanging in the tool belt department any more. ¬†And, why is all I ever got at Home Depot was my ex-husband complaining “But honey, I might need this giant power tool for something, someday!”

Sigh.


I missed out on all the strange sex places. Being brought up in a very traditional Italian family meant no real dating until you were married. By the time you got to have the sex in the strange place, you’re weren’t having any sex at all. This is where one lives vicariously through others, as we pine and whine “Oh, I should have gone for the Neanderthal after all!”

And now, as I promised, for me:
In the vestibule of my parents home with my boyfriend, being careful not to wake them up, as their bedroom was literally on the other side of the wall. But then again, according to one of our former Presidents, what we did wasn’t really considered sex ; )

And so, I am sure you are here reading this and saying to yourself:
Hmmm, now I remember the time when…..”
Go ahead, let me live vicariously through you and share with me where the most unusual place you had sex in: Inquiring, yet sensual minds want to know.

Playfully yours,

MissSensuale

P.S. The bedroom is still my favorite place…and you can find the necessary props and accessories (er, like sex toys and massage candles) at my Sex Toy Party company, Fantasia Home Parties

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7 Comments

  1. Mine was a hospital bed. My husband was recouping from a kidney stone and wanted to celebrate.

  2. Hmmm…strangest place(s) were definitely when I was younger, still living at home with my parents as any place my boyfriend and I could find was a miracle. I would have to say public parks were tops!…the car…friends’ houses…parents house when parents weren’t home…movies…etc. Now that I have a house of my own, things have toned down a bit…actually having sex in a bed is a big thrill..lol.

  3. Weird sex places…havent had sex in any weird places (just the normal..bed. couch, public pool hot tub…Millenium lube would have come in SO handy), although I did stand out the top of my Escape’s sunroof (while my boyfriend drove) with my top and bra off, down Wyndotte St (near St. Luke’s hospital), as a cop was driving up the street…Guess he liked the show, cause he didn’t pull us over!!!!

    I had the displeasure of walking into a patients room (I was an oncology nurse at the time) and finding his wife giving him some….um… lets say ‘oral’ pleasure.

  4. I’m married for 23 years now—enough said.

  5. Outside under the stars in a pool…then a hot tub…then the pool again.

  6. Remember the old saying “don’t come a knocking if it’s rocking”…I think this meant vans in the 70s, but I tell you the motion of the ocean on a boat works just fine too!!! And no one questions the rocking motion of a boat because of the waves. If you can get the timing down just right the slap of the water on the hull of the boat is a nice complement…that is if you can hear it over my moans.

  7. 022Why is it when we do get the house or maried everything slows down? Trying to get my spouse to do something silly is a turn on. But to get her to do it good luck. Miss sensual we need a slap across the head to let other people know you can still have fun when we get older. By the way there was something my wife come home with from one of the parties it was a green something gel. to help me last longer not sure of the name. That is the ticket for lasting longer.