The InFamous Christmas Tequila Cookies

Here’s a great laugh to start off the week!
This hysterical “recipe” comes from some creative genius in cyberspace years ago.
Make sure to keep reading to get “the full effect!”

Christmas Tequila Cookies

1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
2 cups of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check for quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer…beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar… beat again.

At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still okay, try another cup….just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor…

Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet. Check for Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas ; )


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