10 ‘Murphy-Like" Laws to Brighten Your Day

1. Woman’s Shopping Law of Physical Appearance –
If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

2. Law of Pumping Your Own Gas –
After your fingers touch the wet gas cap, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

3. Doctors’ Law –
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

4. Law of Close Encounters –
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you ran out of the house without any makeup on and look like crap.

5. Law of Dialing When Driving –
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

6. Law of the ‘Little White Lie’ –
If you tell your hostess you were late because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

7. Variation Law –
If you change lines at the grocery store (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time)..

8. Law of the Bath –
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

9. Law of the Result –
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will…

10. Law of “No One Sees You” –
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act

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